"What are you talking about? OF COURSE I’m not stuck in here, I want to be in here, I totally meant to do it, and I’d thank you to please fuck the fuck off and leave me alone…"
From: getoutoftherecat

"What are you talking about? OF COURSE I’m not stuck in here, I want to be in here, I totally meant to do it, and I’d thank you to please fuck the fuck off and leave me alone…"

From: getoutoftherecat

"I’m not angry, I’m just very, very disappointed… and a bit angry…"
From: getoutoftherecat

"I’m not angry, I’m just very, very disappointed… and a bit angry…"

From: getoutoftherecat

"Yeah, that’s it, laugh at the fucking cat in the onesie… I’ll try to contain my mirth when I’m wailing outside your bedroom window every single night for the REST OF MY SHORT KITTY LIFE."
From: milksteakandmagnets

"Yeah, that’s it, laugh at the fucking cat in the onesie… I’ll try to contain my mirth when I’m wailing outside your bedroom window every single night for the REST OF MY SHORT KITTY LIFE."

From: milksteakandmagnets

"You better sleep lightly, hombre… Sleep really, really lightly…"
From: rachaeloves

"You better sleep lightly, hombre… Sleep really, really lightly…"

From: rachaeloves

"This is my fucking celery, alright? MINE"
From: getoutoftherecat

"This is my fucking celery, alright? MINE"

From: getoutoftherecat

"Honestly, I’m so angry right now, I don’t even know WHAT I’m going to do, but mark my words, I am fucking GOING to do it…"
From: Buzzfeed

"Honestly, I’m so angry right now, I don’t even know WHAT I’m going to do, but mark my words, I am fucking GOING to do it…"

From: Buzzfeed

"Take one guess what present you fuckers will find under the tree from me this year. Go on, guess… 
Well, you’re not far wrong by guessing slippers, if by slippers you mean a massive fucking shit right on the carpet you cruel, degrading fuckstains.”
From: petswhowanttokillthemselves

"Take one guess what present you fuckers will find under the tree from me this year. Go on, guess…

Well, you’re not far wrong by guessing slippers, if by slippers you mean a massive fucking shit right on the carpet you cruel, degrading fuckstains.”

From: petswhowanttokillthemselves

"You had better pray your payments are not light again this month chico… that would be very, very bad for you, no?"
From: CashCats

"You had better pray your payments are not light again this month chico… that would be very, very bad for you, no?"

From: CashCats

kelseysmiff asked: oh my goodness. the caption you added to the picture of my cat. omg. dying and peeing and crying and laughing everywhere. thank you so much for existing on tumblr :'(

Ha, thanks! I firmly believe that there is no picture of a pissed off cat that can’t be enhanced by adding a rage-filled caption. Your cat is awesome by the way!

“Tickle it. Tickle it right fucking now. I’d hate for you to wake up with less fingers than you went to sleep with…”

From: kyfryy

“Tickle it. Tickle it right fucking now. I’d hate for you to wake up with less fingers than you went to sleep with…”

From: kyfryy

(via kyfryy-deactivated20140106)

“Oh I’m sorry, did you think I was asking? Motherfucker, I ain’t asking, I’m tellin’…”

From: kelseysmiff

“Oh I’m sorry, did you think I was asking? Motherfucker, I ain’t asking, I’m tellin’…”

From: kelseysmiff

“You see me rollin’… You hatin’…”

From: getoutoftherecat:

“You see me rollin’… You hatin’…”

From: getoutoftherecat:

Get. This. Slobbery bastard. Out. Of. My. Face. Or. I. Will. End. You. 

Seriously.

From: getoutoftherecat

Get. This. Slobbery bastard. Out. Of. My. Face. Or. I. Will. End. You.


Seriously.


From: getoutoftherecat

"I find your lack of faith… disturbing…"
From: getoutoftherecat

"I find your lack of faith… disturbing…"

From: getoutoftherecat

"There will come a time when I shall be I who is dangling you in the air like a fucking pinata… just you wait…”
From: mcmlxxv

"There will come a time when I shall be who is dangling you in the air like a fucking pinata… just you wait…”

From: mcmlxxv

(Source: nenthe)